Bootland is the game all your friends are talking about.
Why do so many skiers at Alta have mustaches? Photo: Adam Clark
If you have a wiggle on your mountain, go thank your lifties. Photo: Jay Goodrich
AILMENT: Jadedness
CAUSED BY: A long-term front-row seat to witnessing the continued decline of moral, ethical, and community standards of one's local ski resort. Condition grows more acute with age, alcohol, and never-ending ridges of high pressure.
SYMPTOMS: Constant need to complain about everyone and everything; lack of motivation to catch first chair ever again; reluctance to speak when spoken to, but may be heard uttering low primeval growls about things being better "back in the day." Photo: Jay Goodrich